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Instagram Whore

A person who acts ignorant because he/she has more followers than other people. There a snob and can't find any other way to spend daddy's money than to use it to buy the best phone for nip slips and other stupid ways of getting attention. Because people wouldn't pay attention otherwise. They usually have ass and boob implants because they hate their vagina. They also love songs like let me take a selfie. One of the most repetitive songs the only lyrics being the title name.
"Omg did you see that phone that just came out? Ima use for Instagram. Omg totes gonna become famous.......uhhh retweet......hashtag..........uhhhhhh....I eat chipotle everyday. "Your a Instagram whore"
by The undying truth of the web October 11, 2015
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Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit
Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye
by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020
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Call That Instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020
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Instagram

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae
by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD December 21, 2015
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Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.
If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.
by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019
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Instagram Model

Not actually a model, just a wannabe
She was a 7/10 wannabe Instagram Model, probably signed to a joke of an agency like LModelz
by timesupbitchez October 23, 2018
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Instagram Meme

Imagine an app that was like IFunny, but even worse than that piece of shit by 3 times and make its lands more wild and untamable. Remember earrape or that one meme that came out 2 years ago. It's now on someone's "Meme Page" all cropped up with low quality and a caption on the top going "LMAO WHO DID THIS!!!! 😂😂😂".

Basically you have an already shit app your sibling's niece talks about to be an Instahoe. The meme pages are all the same saying a meme slang with a .meme, jpg, etc. Is it original, no you dumb fuck it's all made by 11-16 year olds trying to act like they are hilarious and gets pissed at anyone who says elsewise by attempting to assert his MANLY DOMINANCE!!!
Scum (Really white btw): Hey there my girl what's good.

Girl: Hey how's it going?
Girl (Thinking): Oh fuck, not again with this shit.

Scum: Wanna see my new instagram meme nigga?

Girl: Sure!

*Unessacary earrape meme*

Girl: Listen I can't so this, just fuck you!
by DarkShiiiiieeeet July 6, 2018
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