Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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za inspection

Originating from online memes. Za inspection means “inspecting” weed to make sure it is not laced or just bad in general.
Ed: “I just picked up from that guy who’s kinda sketchy.”
Glen: “We gotta do a za inspection before we smoke.”
by hypersmack February 12, 2023
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inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.
Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
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inspecter

Da position dat da politically-famous Arlen would have held if he'd moonlighted in crime-fighting.
If da well-known senator from Pennsylvania had been a part-time government-corruption investigator, he would have had a very busy job as "inspecter" if he'd checked out his scandal-ridden fellow congressmen!
by QuacksO January 08, 2025
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Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.
(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."
by blindbutton May 07, 2011
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inspecter 71

a determined cop, usualy willing to break any law to get the job done.
origin: comes from the movie, dirty harry, starring Clint Eastwood as "dirty" harry callahan, aka inspecter 71 of the San Fransisco police force.
"did you hear about the arrest last night?"
"yeah...sounds like a inspecter 71 took him down."
by .44whatsittoyou January 10, 2010
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