inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Inconveniecunt

1. A person who has the qualities of being inconvenient and a cunt.
2. Causing an inconvenience just to be a cunt.

Jack: I bought you some beers as I drank some of yours last night but I just realised they're alcohol free ones and the shops are shut.

Mike: You inconveniecunt!

by Mike Kinsella May 9, 2020

An Inconvenient Wanker

Al Gore.

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."

by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009

Inconvenient Lies

A reference to Al Gore's rubbishy film on the climate change and global warming scenario.

Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, has been condemned, debunked and duly castigated as a pack of Inconvenient Lies. Many thousands of alarmed and eminent, but sceptical scientists from around the world have labelled it as a pure scaremongering hoax.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

inconvenient douchebag

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else

barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag

by tiredtor September 20, 2010

Binconvenience

The inconvenience created by the unfortunate placement of a bin.

"I can't get out of the car on this side because of the binconvenience"

by Cabbage palms May 20, 2013

inconvenient party go-er

Someone who only gets invited to parties at the most inconvenient times of his/her life. Usually at these parties they will meet very important people, thus making it worse.

Inviter: Hey, wanna come to my graduation party?

Invitee: Ugh, I have a fever.

Inviter: Ashton Kutcher will be there.

Invitee: Damn, I'm such an inconvenient party go-er

by thisismeallthetime June 16, 2011