incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).

Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"

by westfalia May 11, 2010

Incognito hoe

A woman that does sexual favors in secret, but in daily life does not appear to be a hoe.

Man 1 - She looks like a sweet girl.

Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe

by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019

Incognito slapper

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some

Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce

by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.

Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.

by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011

homo incognito

A person who does not want people to know he or she is gay, especially in a social situation where the threat of homophobia is perceived.

Kristie just wanted to get her drink on, so she kept a low profile and stayed homo incognito.

by cjkline83 April 1, 2008

incognito genius

Someone with a very high social IQ, or emotional intelligence, and who has acquired an enormous amount of social capital through befriending a large number of people. Typically someone who organizes numerous social gatherings, but who is not a professional event organizer or party planner. Also, a master of the "after party".

You just know that there are going to be some surprises at the Hallowe-en party cuz Stacey is such an incognito genius.

by E. Canoodle October 23, 2006

Mr Incognito

Mr Incognito is a bad-ass with variable outfits mostly fedoras and trench-coats but most importantly a mask. He takes names and kicks ass and is not afraid to kill.

jimmy: hey did you see that guy last night he was pretty cool. john: yea im pretty sure his name is mr incognito

by yeet69yeet69yeet69 June 9, 2020