Jailhouse C-Section

When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus

Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section

Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*

by LagTV November 3, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Burrito

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.

Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?

by Rebbelins01 July 3, 2020

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Jailhouse C-section

Anal rape in jail. (Originated from LAGTV)

You better keep clean. You don't know what it's like to get a jailhouse C-section.

by ImaSquid November 3, 2012

jailhouse C-section

when your ass gets torn from anal rape.

Bubba : I'm about to give you a jailhouse C-Section

by LAGviewers November 3, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012