Idiots Unite

A group of idiots who all seem so similarly idiotic it almost feels like they're part of a club.

Aaron: "Sell! Sell! Sell!" says the Mad Money dude. Do you buy that!? Everyone is listening to him blindly. I don't get it.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!

Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!

Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.

by OffBeatDrummer November 25, 2020

Useful Idiots

Karl Marx described "useful idiots" as people who carry the Marxist ideals throughout a society or country itself, but this term can apply to anyone who believes in useless political ideals. Many young college students are bought and sold by liberal/socialist ideals like no-gun laws will stop crime in its tracks, heavy government control in our life is a good thing, and universal healthcare will solve all issues. They can be considered useful idiots because other countries around the world have proved these ideas horribly wrong, however they still blindly follow their leaders who say those things. Useful idiots believe they are fighting for "good" causes, but do not have the ability to think for themselves. If they would actually sit and think things out for a few minutes, they would realize how bad their ideas really are.

"My adherents are useful idiots." -Karl Marx

Person 1: America needs socialized medicine because thousands of people can't get healthcare, and socialized medicine will solve that issue!

Person 2: No it won't, the hospitals will just become so filled that LESS people will get help, and more people will die from curable diseases! Countries like Cuba and the U.K. have already proved this!

Person 1: No, it works! You're just a hatemonger of the poor! It works in other countries and it will work here!

Person 2: Ugh! What's the use of arguing this? You're just another useful idiot.

by young conservative November 28, 2012

Idiosexual

Adjective. One who is attracted to neither gender, and instead partakes in chronic masturbation.

From the Latin prefix "idios", meaning "one's own".

Chris: "Dude you coming out tonight? Pick up some chicks?"

Danny: "Nah i'm ok"

Chris: "What about a gay bar, if that's what you're into?"

Danny: "I'm good thanks"

Chris: "Dude, you're such a idiosexual"

Danny: "You're putting me off here. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap"

by Brucey55 December 17, 2008

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish

Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.

by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010

idiotspeak

What he said.

Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.

Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.

by miso December 5, 2003

Alter Ego Allies/Idiots

Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!

"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.

by Alter Ego Allies March 15, 2005

idiosyncrasy

When someone likes something peculiar or different

An example of an idiosyncrasy would be a Hipster

by TSon December 2, 2011