iDiot
An iDiot is a person who slavishly devotes their life to Apple and associated products. They are generally trendy, snobbishly so, and disdain anything that isn't "cool" enough.
A: "I remember this guy ranting about how more than two was too many mouse buttons, because people don't know what they do."
B: "Sounds like an iDiot."
B: "Sounds like an iDiot."
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