I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

I can’t, it’s Netflix

“I can’t, it’s Netflix” comes from Love Island USA (season 7 reunion) when cast member Huda was asked about her relationship status. Instead of answering, she replied “I can’t, it’s Netflix.” The phrase caught on as a way of playfully avoiding a question, usually about relationships or personal matters. It basically means “I can’t/don’t want to talk about it right now.”

A: “So, what’s really going on between you and your ex?”
B: “I can’t, it’s Netflix.”

by viviaauha August 28, 2025

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.

Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/

by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020