hypocrite

A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.

Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!

by wakatakalaka August 4, 2008

hyperitch

garrett's ass checks spreading like the red sea while playing knee football.

ass cheeks stretched to the limit of extreme pain hyperitch

by I WANNA FUCKIN blowJ!!!!!!! January 20, 2008

Hypocriception

(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"

Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!

by #3 W#0 MU57 N07 B3 N4M3D September 19, 2011

Hypocrite

Everyone including myself

"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"

by Pizzerk July 31, 2012

Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019

Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

hypocrite

Person who enjoys contradicting ones self.

Son: Mom this pasta taste like shit.

Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*

Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.

by marcos p May 31, 2007