hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

hypocrites

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

by Lissarules June 28, 2006

hypocrite

1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.

Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!

by Pig Pen September 2, 2004

hypocrite

My Father/ most parents

Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE

by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008

hypocrite

a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

hypocrite

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

by Sonya September 23, 2003