hyperconservative

A person who is so conservative in his or her political philosophy that he or she expects a native or citizen of a country to be employed and self-sufficient at all times (so as to not draw unemployment benefits or welfare), advocate or practice repressive social stands (such as not having sex outside of marriage), name calls those who disagree with them as socialists or communists, distracts voters on issues that have nothing to do with creating jobs and expanding opportunities for the citizenry (like questionable immigration practices or Muslims), and keeps expressing the mantra "take our country back" until it becomes boring.

Tea Party advocate: What is with these lazy unemployed people just going out and fornicating instead of getting an honest job at Wal-Mart?

Average citizen: I have no idea. Are they hurting me in any way?

Tea Party advocate: You didn't answer my question! You must be some kind of Marxist leftist ingrate who does not appreciate the hard "work" Wall Street employees and big business executives do on a daily basis! It is time to take our country back from illegal immigrants and slackers!

Average citizen: And what? To hand the United States over to Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann to run? You are a hyperconservative and out of your freakin' mind!

by tbird4441 January 9, 2011

HyperSexy

so sexy to the point of it being otherworldly and unimaginable by human beings

Will thinks Brie is 'hypersexy.'

by Stokara October 29, 2018

hypersexopath

Used to describe a sexiopath on steroids, and with erectile dysfunction

Dayum, that motherf*ckers a hypersexopath

by Fartsplotion February 16, 2021

Hypertone

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023

Anabolic Hyperbole

When one googles the internet to find a contrary opine conspiracy theory blog post or opinion to support their own fear mongering nonsense.

WOW, now that Trump is the new president all the liberals are thinking there's a white power conspiracy like their socialist conspiracy to support the anabolic hyperbole.

by rockNrollTUFFguy November 22, 2016

hyperosity

Degrees of how Hyper an individual is.

His hyperosity level is particularly high today.

by st3ph3n September 22, 2007

Hyperope

An inferior being who struggles with social interaction and wears a high plussey. Often times found sitting alone at the bar or flirting with their mother.

Andrew is such a fucking hyperope.

by Muppets forever September 29, 2018