Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

by big man matt February 5, 2007

hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

by Incognitus February 25, 2009

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 24, 2006

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 5, 2004

hung like a elephant

a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse

jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant

by jeff n January 24, 2004