Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

by Lillykins October 3, 2013

hopelash

When one's hopes are raised and dashed in a matter of seconds.

Mark: Hey Jim, you just won the lottery!
Jim: Really?!
Mark: No, I'm just messin.
Jim: Damn, you gave me hopelash.

by MandM February 10, 2008

Dan Howell

Also known as:
•Heart-eyes Howell
•Dan "no home" Howell
•danisnotonfire
•Dan Lester
•Daniel James Howell
Definition: gay meme trash nerd who thinks he's straight but isn't; we all still love him though

In the Phan ship (Dan Howell and Phil Lester), I think we all know that Dan bottoms.

by The Fantabulous Fanqueen July 25, 2015

homeless

when one has exausted all resources and is reduced to the insane condition of toting a small travel bag, aimlessly riding buses, selling plasma, nodding-out in public libraries, standing in welfare lines, eating in soup kitchens, walking in a dream, sleeping in shelters and parks, worrying about the next fix, and knowing that going to jail is a step up on the social ladder.

Dude, maybe he's homeless because he's mental, can't care for himself, and nobody cares.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

Howellbama

Nickname for the town of Howell, New Jersey. Thought to have originated from the large amount of farms, wilderness, and hick-like acting people in the town.

Ronnie: Hey I went to Howell yesterday to visit my cousins.

Chris: You mean Howellbama?

by pk3194 April 7, 2013

hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

Hoelene

A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"

1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.

by FlareLink March 2, 2017