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housewife hooker

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.
Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.
by blix99 May 13, 2005
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Desperate Housewives

Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."
by I<3DH September 10, 2008
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Housewife's Napkin

A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
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housewife spliffin

A phrase refering to lesbian sex
My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin
by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017
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desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.
Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!
by bryan November 21, 2004
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housewiferous

To feel or perform in the manner of a housewife.
I'm feeling very housewiferous today. I think I'll scrub the floors.
by Mare Bear June 12, 2009
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housewife cocktail

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight
by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020
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