hot pocket

yo shorty ova there is a hot pocket
by chanell March 25, 2005
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hot pocket

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.
by Ron Kromer April 03, 2008
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hot pocket

when a guy opens a girls pussy and shits inside it then rubs the clit for a little and then fucks her in the pussy
yo did you hear greg did a hot pocket to kate.
by namsterthehamster June 04, 2010
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hot pocket

The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
by Retardfogle October 21, 2008
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hot pocket

masturbating or just touching the privates in means of having a hand(s) inside the pant or sweater pocket.
1.Max likes to hot pocket during animation class.
2.She gave me a hot pocket during the movie.
3.Like most people, Ryan said a hot pocket cost about 2 dollars.Little that he knew that a hot pocket i was talking about was not a (shitty)snack. Now hes a subject in an example in urbandictionary.com
by John N. Montgomery November 25, 2008
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hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
It's fun hot pocketing people
by DE BIG BLAM September 09, 2009
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the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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