islamic hot lunch 

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.

"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"

islamic hot lunch by slim jim shady November 21, 2011

Texas Hot Lunch 

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

Texas Hot Lunch by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011

San Francisco hot lunch 

The process where 2 consenting gay men have sex by covering the receivers open mouth with cling film (making a small joy-pocket).

The giver then squats over the receiver and proceeds to fill the joy-pocket full of shit. The giver then fucks the receivers head until he is ready to ejaculate, at which point he releases an uber-thrust and breaks the seal of the joy-pocket, hence, filling the receivers mouth full poo and cum.

1) "If you don't shut your trap, I'll give you a San Francisco hot lunch"
2) "You don't know until you've tried it" "Fancy a San Francisco hot lunch ?"

San Francisco hot lunch by Pete P November 10, 2007

Vegetarian Hot Lunch 

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.

"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

Vegetarian Hot Lunch by Bryianzum April 25, 2006

vegetarian hot lunch 

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

vegetarian hot lunch by Victor May 20, 2003

vegetarian hot lunch 

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."

Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.

vegetarian hot lunch by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003

Heavenly Hot Lunch 

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".

"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."

Heavenly Hot Lunch by YlerSkay September 1, 2008