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vegetarian hot lunch

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.
by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003
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Heavenly Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".
"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."
by YlerSkay September 1, 2008
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american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically
'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.
by James M.A M May 8, 2006
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mecha hot lunch

A hot lunch, but with tin foil instead of seran wrap.
Come get your mecha hot lunch.
by greengrounds December 25, 2009
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kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.
"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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San Francisco hot lunch

The process where 2 consenting gay men have sex by covering the receivers open mouth with cling film (making a small joy-pocket).

The giver then squats over the receiver and proceeds to fill the joy-pocket full of shit. The giver then fucks the receivers head until he is ready to ejaculate, at which point he releases an uber-thrust and breaks the seal of the joy-pocket, hence, filling the receivers mouth full poo and cum.
1) "If you don't shut your trap, I'll give you a San Francisco hot lunch"
2) "You don't know until you've tried it" "Fancy a San Francisco hot lunch ?"
by Pete P November 10, 2007
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hot lunch and warm beer

shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss
i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer
by randal February 13, 2004
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