Hoflation

Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman.

Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.

by Hoflation November 9, 2023

Horatio

UK slang, rhyming = fellatio
To give oral sex on a male member. From the popular Horatio Hornblower novels.

She performed horatio all night long and we never even went to sea.

by black flag May 29, 2004

hormotional

That state of being, normally associated with the onset of menstration, in which the female of the species loses any ability to control her emotions, due mainly to the effects of hormonal imbalance. Other symptoms include the complete inability to reason logically and angry outbursts at any attempt to provide any reasonable solution to the imaginary problem.

After several hours of attempts to rectify the problem, I realized my wife was hormotional and that time was the only antidote.

by Big Daddy Mack Kane July 30, 2010

the flaming horatio

the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell

" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"

by klamdon October 20, 2003

Horatio Cane

Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face

I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"

by El Duro July 7, 2008

haycation

a haycation is a get away vacation staying at a farm where you can be involved in the chores with the farmers.

"I traveled to a farm for where I slept in a farmer's uber quaint cottage and helped them with their farm chores on my summer haycation"!

by Haycation July 19, 2011

Hormotional

adjective to discribe random moodswings that women sometimes have when they're at that time of the month or pregnant (or just because)

Person 1: Jeez she was really cranky.
Person 2: Yeah, she's feeling a little hormotional.

by Ben Ibbo December 9, 2008