Hootis

a home-made, often crude, often cheap, marijuana-smoking device which can be disposed of or hidden easily in the event of a raid

"you got your piece, bro?"
"nah, man, the fuzz took that shit. I made me a hootis."

by samzilla88 December 8, 2009

Hootieing

The act in which fecal matter is splashed up on the bottom of the toilet seat but is only visible when the lid is raised.

I went to the bathroom but had to try a different stall. Someone had been hootieing in the first one I tried.

by C&M word smithing October 15, 2013

Hootie

Someone from Pennsylvania... Especially someone of the weird sort.

Andy is a Hootie.

by sk8rscarsonme June 28, 2009

hootis

Greasy, nasty, skanky ass ho that should never be touched or spoken to.

Look at the nasty hootis chick over there, get back, don't let it touch you!

by The Gnome/Penguin December 7, 2003

hootie

a person who gets intoxicated, whether intentionally or not

They had pale beer, and they put alcohol in the bottom. It was hot in the summer, and it was so cold you could see the frost on the outside of the container…It tasted so good and cold, I said wow. They said, 'man, you ready for another,' and I replied, 'yeah.' After about the third one they said when you going to blow. I said I was ready, but when I tried to get up I couldn't get out of the seat. They said, 'man, this cat come up here and got hootied.' So from then on the cats started calling me Hootie."
- Frank Driggs and Chuck Haddix, from "Kansas City Jazz: From Ragtime to Bebop -- A History"

by JakeSF December 28, 2005

Hootie

To be in an extremely BAD mood; i.e. bitchy.

I am so hootie today!

by ~trish~ October 31, 2008

Hootie

Taking a Dip. Skoal, Grizzly, etc.

So, you went ahead and put another Hootie in huh?

by Spartan4131 November 9, 2008