Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

homonymblivious

A person who cannot seem to use the correct homonym while texting, typing, etc.

Common homonymblivious words:
-two
-too
-to

-your
-you're

-they're
-there
-their

-through
-threw

jackson: "Hey, will you text me when the game is on?"
marcus: "yeah, you dont have too worry. you wont miss you're game."
jackson: "what?"
marcus: "your not going to miss you're game. the team before them is still playing threw there game!"
jackson: "you're so homonymblivious, it's insane!

by darwinCOMMAmiranda July 4, 2009

Hoboonthenews

A person who lurks in IRC chats all day posting YouTube videos with the sole purpose of disturbing others.

Man stop posting videos, you're such a hoboonthenews.

by transsexualmonkey September 20, 2009

Homonauseous

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Hoodneck

Redneck who thinks he/she is a "gangsta", or "down". White guys in big pick-up trucks blasting rap.

Jason just braided his mullet into corn-rows, what a hoodneck!

by SethB May 3, 2006

Homonopoly

A gay version of monopoly. Going to jail is an instant win.

Man, I can't believe Jack bought Homonopoly. This is going to be the worst game night!

If you think about it, there's so many gay celebrities, and they're all going to jail. Is this real-life Homonopoly?

by Homonopoly champ January 23, 2011

homonym

Each of two or more words having the same spelling but different meanings and origins (e.g., to, two, and too)

It is a common mistake to use the word their in place of its homonym there.

by Primordial November 21, 2011