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glittery hooha

A woman's netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her GHH. Coined by Lani Diane Rich (author).
Quoted from Lani:

And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be??
Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers…
by ecouteuse April 4, 2010
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Hohol

"Look theres a Ukrainian eating salo."
"Hohol blyat poshol nahui!"

"Oink oink salo zelensky, SLAVA UKRAINI!"
by Intellect of the intellectual November 24, 2022
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hoodologist

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.
A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.
by hoodologist October 13, 2009
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homohopia

A delusional disorder that typically afflicts gay men causing the sufferer to strongly believe that a statistically-impossible number of the men they meet are gay.
Trevor needs to get over his homohopia and realize that a guy can like his ass clean shaven, have a keen eye for color and still love pussy!
by SOX04 December 28, 2008
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hohop

a sluttier and less impressive version of hiphop, usually performed by teenagers at school dance functions.
There was so much hohop going on at the senior dance that Mr. Bull played Footloose.
by not remi January 17, 2009
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Homohoe

1. A guy/girl that is a homosexual who is open about it and gets a lot of action by a lot of the same sex.

A slang used to describe a gay guy who is apparently a "hoe" in the gay community.
Bro, I heard that guy named Jared is a homohoe, I saw him make out with a lot of guys in the wrestling room.

San Fransisco is full of homohoes who work the corner at midnight.
by Gottacumhard October 16, 2009
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Homohopic

Thinking, assuming, or wishing that someone is gay, despite most likely being straight.
You're just being homohopic if you think that Ben Cohen is actually gonna give his entire rugby team a bro-job.
by BostonMike98 October 21, 2009
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