Homework

The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.

Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use?
Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.

by OhCanada2point0h August 30, 2009

Homework

A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.

Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.

by Paul the Liar October 1, 2009

homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

by AdomC May 10, 2015

Homework

A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.

WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.

by 2009ends September 2, 2009

Homework

A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Laugher*

by Jo De Jager December 9, 2008

Homework Hell

When all the homework assignments you fear and hate are due the very next day. Teachers give them when they are bored to see the students struggle to finish, and laugh as they give you a zero.

Alan: George, you available to play some XBOX after school today?

George: Honestly bro? I'm in homework hell right now for 4 subjects.

Alan: Sorry, man. You'll always be remembered.

by Dictionary definer 123 October 21, 2016

homework whore

One who will only chat or text you when they need to know what the homework is or need help on it.

Sara: Heeey, was up?!?!
John: Omg we havnt talked in ages, how r u?
Sara: Im good... ;)
John: awesome!
Sara: ...so do u kno wat the english hw is?
John: homework whore!

by ***sup??*** March 15, 2011