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Mark Hoffman

The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…

Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.

Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.

Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.

Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.

Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
by Darkness Prime October 2, 2023
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Mrs. Hoffman

The bitchy old hag across the street that doesn't want neighborhood kids to have any fun. Always calling the parents and the cops.
Mrs. Hoffman ratted us out again and then left. Let's go bag her house with rotten eggs.
by GoatANUS July 27, 2022
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Aaron Hoffman

verb. The act of pouring your drink into someone else's drink usually without the consent and the other party's knowledge of said action until after a significant portion of fluid has been transferred. Homogeneity of fluid mixtures is not a requirement and usually complete opposite types of liquids are "mixed" against the unsuspecting party's will.
"I was talking to a few people at this party while holding a drink and then I realize a schmohawk pulled an Aaron Hoffman and poured half his cup of beer into my vodka cranberry."
by wordman4321 March 31, 2013
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Todd Hoffman

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
by Irish beard balm June 9, 2012
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Julia Hoffman

The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.
Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.
by Anonymous 1122 October 18, 2012
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evan hoffman

Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.
Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.
by Boone exposed September 15, 2018
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The Dustin Hoffman

When you bang a girls asshole with your nose
I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
by Javster Gonzalez October 17, 2008
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