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hoebag

1. A term that refers to stupid people, not necessary a whorish girl. If you get mad at your boyfriend you can call him a hoebag.
2. A bag full of hoes(gardening equipment!!)
1. Person a: Dude my sis stole my new purse!
Person b: God, what a hoebag!

2. Person a: Dude I can fit my donkey in this hoebag!
Person b: Wow, totally sweet!
by Shorty Beebop October 4, 2005
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hoebanger

1. an exclamation from a sleeping person meant to convey anger at a dream person. roughly the equivalent of angrily shouting "green bean!"
2. a person who bangs sexually indiscriminate people beacaues its easier than relationships.
3. an insult used most frequently while driving or at the checkout.
4. an angry general exclamation.
"did you see that fuckin hoebanger cut me off?!"

"my roommate mark is such a hoebanger. i had to give him a lift to the clinic twice this month."
by lizifer42 February 5, 2010
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hoebagskankypants

(adj.) one who is a whore; has bad odor;an ugly appearance
Karolina is such a hoebagskankypants.

She has hoebagskankypants
by immakuttchu February 11, 2010
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hobagg

that girls a hobagg
by A-Hop June 10, 2003
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Selena Hoebag

A female that performs oral intercourse at girl scout camp, and other places of publicness.
Dude shit man...that girl is a total selena hoebag, she sucked my dick in the woods yesterday for like two hours...WHILE THE GIRL SCOUTS WERE WATCHING!
by Cooper Mead January 29, 2008
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hoebaggy

a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.
Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.
by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008
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hobaggage

When a girl who you hooked up with one time because you were wasted keeps calling you.
Nah, I can't watch the game today, man. I've got some serious hobaggage weighing me down. Remember Caroline? Yeah, that slut has been calling me for the past week. I'm like, get over it, it was just head.
by Oohaw September 15, 2005
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