Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Hobble bop

to walk slowly with a waddling gait.

When people hobble bop in front of me at the grocery store it tries my patience.

by Bill Beef March 7, 2024

hobble nugget

When your back is hurting and you run like a goblin.

Chris is a hobble nugget .

by Hobble11 November 10, 2017

Hobo Hobble

A run down home, or establishment that only a hobo would reside in.

Mark gazed in disgust upon the pieced and patched together Hobo Hobble the Hobo lived in and or occupied.

by Scout love April 19, 2010

Hobbling sushi

A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.

Brother: I love hobbling sushi

Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss

Hobbling sushi
Bible boy

by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019

Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024

Hoodrat Hobble

It's like the Walk of Shame but you're homeless so you just limp around the Westside

Oh shit is that Dominique doin the Hoodrat Hobble again! Hahaha!

by drmace February 10, 2019