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Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.
Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.
by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 6, 2010
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axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.
Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.
by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006
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school headache

A feeling that a child may get in school in which they feel bored in the classroom, therefore getting a headache.
I think I just got a school headache from reading this complex textbook!
by Seshie January 10, 2009
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cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.
Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!
by pillow1255 April 14, 2020
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headcheese

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.
I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
by Calixity August 25, 2005
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sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010
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headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.
by urban pervert December 9, 2003
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