hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food

I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.

by sphibcter x May 12, 2009

Hasset

Hasset is a great friend for all people. She can be an asshole. And xatboie she don't care but dip down she dose. Hasset is a girl that act tough but she is so soft dip down. Hasset's can be heart so quickly. If u hurt a Hasset she will forgive but not forget. Of there heart is broke they can be a demon.

Omg look its hasset.

by HHAASSEETT November 23, 2021

Hasset

It is like having a real woman .which is wise,calm and understanding .
She is smart , cunning and even very beautiful

Most people choose to abuse her ,but only because hasset allows them too

But when she gets someone ,who cares and really accept her

Hasset will give her life ,and i mean literally

And i am happy that she is in my life

That is why she is my wife .
Plus she smiles ear to ear like a little child but only because she has a good heart .
But to be honest ,she is like a angel in life , a beast in bed (totally animalistic)
But any how , she my animalistic wife so.

She is a very hasset person,or a very happy person.

by Kingbenjah December 6, 2021

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Hassel

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.

"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."

by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009

hassum

to have some, to take part in and enjoy.
"Word to ya mother." -IRF

"Come inside! We 'bout to hassum chittlins."

by Eric Chattom May 14, 2005

Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.

The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.

by anti lizzie June 30, 2010