A Hard Mile

When you run or do any sort of vigorous exercise with your legs while having a boner.

"I just did a hard mile at cross country the other day!"

by A Fat Faggot November 17, 2016

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

pop a hard one

Pop a boner bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner of all time while it wails on a guitar! and keeps wailing harder and louder until it trashes the whole place and all the pirates get diahorreah and vomit all over the place and explode or dance harder and turn into a big diaper, or the second biggest boner, also bigger than the biggest hardest blackest boner

Pirates can pop about six boners, but only a true ninja can pop a hard one

by Zhou's mom July 1, 2004

Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.

It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.

by Fireann Steele November 29, 2019

go hard on a bitch

going hard on a bitch means just going hard at something from fighting from gettin money from having sex go hard at everything you do

Man i came home from a long day of trappin my girl started trippin so i smacked her i got the right to go hard on a bitch

I was fuckin this chic last night that shit was so good i was going hard on tha bitch

by Icewood January 30, 2007

I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011

nigga with a hard r

nigga+ a hard r sound instead of the a

redneck 1: hey look at that nigga with a hard r

redneck 2: i hate nigga's with a hard r

donald glover: sounds weird like nigga with a hard r

by 2001ghn October 15, 2017