Dirty Hannes

A secretly gay man, who accuses others. While secretly while cum and cock gobbling every night.

I met a Dirty Hannes last night

by Extra Whoosh June 30, 2021

An hannes

A monster that lives in the dungeons of thomas more college in belgium.

Omg, did you hear about an hannes?

by Trufflebuter October 30, 2020

Spencer Haynes

blacksmith

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

by cacajosh October 17, 2019

hanneke

Very rare to find. It is said to be a wonderful, independent woman. Probably very creative and has her own opinion. Can be found in shiny places filled with glow in the dark mushrooms, owls and overall happiness illuminating all that is lame.

`Wow, am I dreaming? Is that a real hanneke walking there? ´

by Ketelbinkie August 3, 2011

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.

Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

by FuckinSlayer666 July 16, 2010

ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018