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fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
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shit hammered

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
by smitty September 17, 2003
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hamberders

(n.) Either 300 or 1,000 hamburgers served cold on silver plates which "I paid" for.

Originated from the Orange King's tweet: "Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!" (2019-01-15)
1. Could I have a cup of covfefe served with that hamberder?
2. due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today. —Burger King
by EcoLof January 15, 2019
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Hamberder

A variant of the popular fast food menu item hamburger, invented and also served (paid for) by US President Donald Trump at the White House. Please note that it is not recommended that you eat over 1,000 hamberders as this can lead to serious health problems.

(In reality, 'Hamberders' is yet another monumental typo from Mr Donald Trump which was posted on his official Twitter account. One can only assume that he did, in fact, intend to say 'hamburgers')
Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
by hamberders January 15, 2019
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Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.
"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."
by RVe April 1, 2007
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HAMMEREDDRUNK

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.
Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"
by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010
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hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".
"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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