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pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.
Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."
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Havertown, PA

A suburb of Philadelphia where kids are privleged with a good school district, and a nice place to live. However, there are tons of posers. Kids try to act gangsta wearing baggy clothes and sideways hats. The girls try to be slutty, and the police are Assholes.
by Dave WCA July 26, 2009
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Kai Havertz

A silky German who plays for Chelsea Football Club. He helped the club win their 2nd UCL after scoring the only goal in the final. He then went on to score a penalty which helped them win the Club World Cup for the first time ever.
Kai Havertz is the best on Earth.

The silky German Kai Havertz is all we need.
by AmoYeahAmo May 1, 2022
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Halvey

Man who looks twice his age and talks in the 3rd person.
"Halvey's gettin angry!"
by Omdad King March 21, 2005
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Halfers-on-a-henry

to go half in on buying an eighth of weed. (henry the VIII)
Hey bro I don't have enough money, wanna go halfers-on-a-henry
by MattmanTheIncredable September 11, 2009
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Hagver

A hagver is a person who secretly lusts after someone but hasnt got the balls to say anything so instead gets close to that person by becoming a "friend" so they can stop other potential suiters from getting close...
I saw Stacey with that 'Leon' again, i swear they are going out... Or is he just her 'hagver'?

Victoria and Jose are always together, they are such close friends although i think Victoria is 'hagver' for him, she wont let any other girls talk to him!
by Jheezus October 25, 2009
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halder

An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.
I'm having a bad day.
Oh, just go to Halder. They'll know what to do
by TylerNB April 4, 2018
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