Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004

Haiden

One of the most amazing people, Haiden’s are talented and very attractive people and tend to be a very funny person.

You are looking great! You must be a Haiden!

by awesome1234-890 July 16, 2021

Brandon Hagen

A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.

ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."

by Rembrandt Cavendish October 24, 2011

haizen

a girl who goes to catholic school, but isn't snooty. very pretty and nice.

"That girl is so nice!"
"Yeah, she's a haizen"

by raaaaaaaaaaaaaave January 10, 2009

Tom Hagen

Someone who has been kicked out of a group. Someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed.

"Haven't seen him around" yea he's Tom Hagen!

by Joey Slang March 28, 2015

haiden

haiden is sweet short and likes hanging out with family and friend but like to say the word like but she loves animals . She also loves to read and have fun with her friends. She can be trusted with almost everything.

haiden is a sweet girl.

by rw123 April 15, 2019