Shavers Gurn

The instinctive facial reaction when recieving a 'facial' from your loved one.

Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.

by furball69 March 25, 2010

cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Gurn Victim

Someone suffering from a bad case of gurning.

Mate, what out for that gurn victim, hes suffering from third degree gurns.

by ajayer January 19, 2013

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

gurn burglar

gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn

"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"

by e312 January 29, 2007