Godzilla Gurn

A term used to describe a particular and severe gurn (a distorted facial expression, caused by various drugs, resulting in a grotesque face and in some cases, the jaw action of a jackhammer).

An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.

1. "Blimey! That chap has a vicious godzilla gurn."
2. "Watch out! Here comes gurnzilla."

by The Crimson Adder July 02, 2009

Shavers Gurn

The instinctive facial reaction when recieving a 'facial' from your loved one.

Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.

by furball69 March 25, 2010

Sand Gurn

Derogatory term for an Arab or person of general Middle-Eastern ethnicity.

No, no, these weren't gurns, they were sand gurns. Like, from Saudi Arabia.

by motpasm23 March 31, 2009

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

by Charris March 22, 2015

cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

by Stinkfingers October 11, 2010

Gurn Victim

Someone suffering from a bad case of gurning.

Mate, what out for that gurn victim, hes suffering from third degree gurns.

by ajayer January 20, 2013

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 06, 2014