sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Gapper

May also be pronounced, "Gayper." The term, "Gapper" is derived from people found on the ski hill that generally sport the dreaded helmet gap. The gap that exists between the brim of a ski helmet and the frame of the ski goggles. Generally these people don't seem to care that a very visible 2" gap exists exposing their forehead to the elements. As a result, "Gapper" can now generally be used to describe any skier that clearly has no sense of style or, fashion awareness.

"Hey man, check out all those gappers out on the bunny hill"

"Holy s**t, I have never seen a 3" gap before! That's the biggest gapper I've ever seen!!!"

"Damn eh, that gapper just cut me off in the lift line!"

by Steven Paolasini January 15, 2008

gapper

N. A female who, when standing with legs together, has a small triangular gap visible between her crotch and legs.

I got extra hard when I looked down and saw she was a gapper.

by _Jagoff_ October 12, 2008

Gumper

A synonym of dip, the clump of smokeless tobacco one inserts into their lip when dipping

That gumper you have looks like a pig pong ball under your lip. That is one fat ass gumper

by Brodybrah January 7, 2010

Gumper

1. Just a total jerk.

2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.

When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".

1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.

2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.

by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009

GIPPER

its a hybrid of crunk

heywood: how do you feel after getting laid?
YOU: IM GIPPER!!!!

by YoMaMa696 January 27, 2011

Gumper

Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.

Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.

That kid is a true Gumper.

by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014