gower

a gay shower.

Rachel: Hey Autumn! You wanna go take a gower with me?

Autumn: Sure, I fucking love gowers!

by Zebra Snuggie Jersey December 4, 2010

grower's pound

A Californian term used to describe a pound of weed. normally comes with 7-8 extra grams for personal use for the buyer.

"I bought a grower's pound last weekend, you ready to smoke?"

by ButtPowder July 24, 2016

greedy gower

Refers to CEO of Emerita Resources David Gower who reallocated a land package owned by shareholders, dropped it for free, and gave it to another company run by his son-in-law. Selfishly doing so for his and his family's own gain at the expense of shareholders.

'Don't trust that management team, they're a bunch of greedy gowers just out to award themselves large bonuses'

by Kevin De December 16, 2022

Grower

A person whose penis enlargens and thickens when sexually excited.

Jill: "OMG, you're only 4" fucking inches???"
Jake: "No babe, my dick enlargens and thickens by 78% when erect... er, don't ask how I know... I'm a grower...."

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

Greedy Gower

A term used to describe a company insider that has enriched themselves at the expense of shareholders. Often, it is done through crafty lawyers and legal work to try to insulate themselves from being caught, or to create credible excuses upon further investigation. Can be used to label company insiders committing embezzlement, fraud, or violating their fiduciary responsibilities. Originated in reference to the CEO of junior mining company Emerita Resources who 'gifted' himself a land package for free at the expense of all other shareholders.

How come the CEO ended up with shares in that new spinoff that the company dropped for no compensation to existing shareholders? What a greedy gower!

That CEO is being a greedy gower by paying himself such a high salary given the stocks poor performance

No wonder he/she doesn't want to make any public appearances and is only reading from scripted statements - he/she is a greedy gower and knows people are pissed!

by Kevin De September 21, 2022

Gower

1: Slang term for a person who fabricates stories especially to make themselves look impressive, sophisticated or intelligent.
2: A person who generally lies often.
(Origin - London possibly from Jamaican.)

AK: Dude, I had a threesome with two girls from that TV show, 'Hollyoaks!'
Abdul: You're a gower, sta!

by j35t3r October 3, 2006

grower

A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.

Matt is a shower, but his friend Connor, is a grower.

by USAF Cadet January 6, 2021