Gump

A student, alumni, fan, or follower of the University of Alabama. Originating from the fact that even Forrest Gump gained admission to Alabama; this definition also highlights & explains the inherent stupidity of most Bama fans.

Bama Fan: I tell you what boy, dem Crimsun-Tiiide gonna WHOOP SUM ASS DIS SEESUN!

LSU Fan: I would rank the Tide, at best, third in the SEC West this year.

Bama Fan: I reckon' I didunt hear you, I'm busy polishun our TWELVE national champee-on ship trophy's!

LSU Fan: You haven't been relevant in years, and most of those championships you claim are, in fact, illegitimate.

Bama Fan: Nuh-uh.

LSU Fan: ...fucking Gump.

by Acadien August 10, 2009

gumped

A photograph that has been altered, usually by the insertion of persons or objects not present in the original. By analogy, similar alterations applied to other media. "gumped" is derived from the movie "Forrest Gump" which featured historical footage into which the title character was digitally inserted.

That gumped photo of W. huffing nitrous oxide was a gas.

by DamonDusk November 22, 2010

Gump

Gump is a certified gang slang word that means to be lame or fake.

That foo a gump
You a gump ass nigga

by Hellstorm666 February 8, 2021

gump

1. A mentally, slow, retated person
2. Someone who runs pretty damn fast
3. Forrest Gump

Man, that dumbshit is a gump

by K-Wo February 11, 2003

gump

A derogoatory term for an American. (Canadian slang, based on the name of the lead character in the 1994 film Forrest Gump)

I gave this gump some change in dollar coins yesterday and he says "Is this money good in other restaurants?"

by Hon. Joe Clark July 14, 2006

Gump

To prematurely ejaculate, like Forrest Gump did in the dorm room with Jenny.

"After all that foreplay, I was so riled up that once we started having sex, I totally gumped inside her. I hope she's not pregnant."

by adl July 19, 2012

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016