Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)

"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"

by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021

Grubtussel

1) An adjective used to describe somebody who looks dirty or disheveled.

2) A dirty person

"You look like a grubtussel."
"Hey, look at that grubtussel over there."

by azuliocoolio July 12, 2022

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

grunius

the opposite of genius, specifically to make them offended

toby: cortez i hate you!
cortez: whatever grunius!

by cortez the destroyer November 23, 2024

Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018

rainbow grunts

When a gay guy takes a shit after anal intercourse and his shit is covered in some creamofsomeyoungguy ( nutt)

Bro I heard that Jeff and Matt fucked and Matt had the rainbow grunts

by Prez84 March 6, 2023