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Definitions by SLLS

Pork grunts 

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
Pork grunts by SLLS August 19, 2018

Durf drizzle 

The fluids that your significant other finds in your underwear, while going down to give you a rim job, on a hot sultry day, which consist of ball sweat, and asshole juices. (SL 2018)
What the fuck, Richard! Did you wash your durf today? I can’t get the smell of your durf drizzle off my upper lip!
Durf drizzle by SLLS August 14, 2018