milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".

"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011

Grumblejack

Any corpulant old man who grunts loudely in public showers, lockerooms and bathrooms. Although not a necesity, the grumblejack's body is usually covered in a think mat of greying hair, and on occasion a mid-sized bling blingaround the neck. Commen pastimes of the grumbljack include grunting loudely in public showers and bathrooms, and walking around naked in lockerrooms, especially in the suana when there are small boys present. The Grumblejack is known for his heavenly scent, which can often be used to lure unwary travelers into hearing range of the loud grunts and grumbles.

"Hey timmy, what's that spledid odor wafting towards use from that shower stall?" "I don't know billy, lets take our cloths off and go find out" "Grunnntt grumble grumble grunnntttt"

by Spenser P September 3, 2004

Grumblejack

Any overweight man who loudly grunts while doing common tasks, such as walking or dressing oneself. Although not appealing to the eyes, the grumblejack's scent is a little slice of heaven.

Grrnt Grumble Umph Grshdh

by Keith G July 26, 2004

grumblecake

It's like a little cake, with some like, steam and sugar...

Only liars and theives eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat.

by Kevin mpfmmpf May 13, 2005

Mumbly Grumbly

Term used to describe someone who complains, bitches and moans all the time but does it in a low 'mumbled' voice, and in low, run-on sentences so you can't understand what they are saying.
Usually, but not always, limited to grumpy old men.

That old dude looks mad, and keeps mumbling something, but I can't understand him.
Yeah that's old man Withers...he's always all Mumbly Grumbly.

by phoenixxx70 May 14, 2010

grumfuffle

1. the fuzz and dirt that collects in ones navel.
2. Belly button lint.

During omphaloskepsis, i found some grumfuffle.

by shubbs September 2, 2008

grumble-gasp

The sound made after realizing you just royally screwed something up. An "awww shit" vocalization with out using any real words. An exasperated inhale followed by moan/growl exhale.

When John made that wrong turn onto a one-way street you should have heard his grumble-gasp.

by Pletchdog March 1, 2013