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cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus
Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.
by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009
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Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.
This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.
by Betneyb April 20, 2019
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Griselda

Very pretty hair and loves the attention hates when people annoy her but still listens to u. She shy, nice, patient, careful, and unique. Hates when people copy her even tho she doesn’t give a fuck if u do. Wants to be rich 🤑. Loves American boys 😅 but won’t actually date one 🥲 loves nice people❤️
For ex: Griselda likes to go shopping 🛍️
by Unknownhunny March 27, 2023
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Griswold

(noun) A house or display that has been decorated with way too many holiday lights, so as to be almost blinding. Origin is from the 1980s movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," starring Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold.
I can see that house from a mile away. It's a real Griswold.
by John D.B. December 21, 2005
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grissle

the abundance of loose fat on ones body.
Look at all that grissle on her thighs, she may be fat but she is the sweetest person
by T J Dubz November 16, 2007
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Grisel

Grisel is a girl who may not have the biggest boobs or butt, but has a nicely preportioned tone. Note too fat, not too skinny, just right. She may not have a smokin body, but she is gorgeous. Like, model ready but not discovered yet. She also has a nicely tanned skin tone. Not entirely dark, but light brown. Totally latina. She may havr one of those standing bitch-faces, but you can approqch her and she will be very nice. Although, if you cheat her or talk crap about her or piss her off in any sort of way, you will regret it. She does not forgive easily. Shes a great girlfriend and lover, wild in bed, and wont be one of those crazy jelous types. Shes a gf that will be satisfied with staying home texting you all day if you cant make plqns with her for a date. Shes someone whp will appreciate a candy bar for valentines day, but ehe will go out of jer way to make you happy. If you knoe a Grisel and know that she likes you, dont take that for granted, its very rare of her to like someone. Go ask her out. She is fun to hang out with and talk to, she has a smart mouth, but in the best possible way. She gets the job done, and did i mention? Totally beautiful.
Wow have you met Grisel? I think Im gonna ask her out.
Damn that Grisel, she may not have a smokin body but God shee gorgeous.

Grisel likes you? Your lucky, ask her out before i do.
by hatman99 August 8, 2016
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Mama Grisly

A Mama Grisly is a frighteningly ignorant Repugnicant or tea bagger political candidate. Proud of their ignorance and superficially attractive to some until they open their mouths and proudly spout ignorance and hatred in a self assured self confident self rigtheous spew. They are feckless leaders lacking in the qualifications, experience, temperment, substantive knowledge or inclination to obtain it to actually hold elective office.
Mama grisly candidates such as Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell continue their attempts to bring America into a state of total idiocracy unabashed by losses at the polls.
by jmspaesq November 5, 2010
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