Griffin

A mythical creature that resembles a lion shoved up an eagle's ass.

Do you know about the mythical creature called a "Griffin"?

by 13AwesomeTrick37 April 2, 2010

griffin

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃

by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

GRIFFIN

A Griffin never does anything. He accepts that he is useless.

Griffin is...

by Gryphon1269 May 17, 2018

Griffin

When you let your best friend fuck your wife.

Hey bro can I Griffin your wife?

by Griffin4 June 25, 2020

Griffin

A Retarded dumb fuck who can’t kick a field goal to save his life.and also has a small dick

Griffin tried to suck his own balls.

by Hdbdidnd November 17, 2018

griffin

An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.

Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*

by that guy who's not real May 15, 2019