greyhound

a method of transportation used to transport and deliver illegal substances, i.e. drungs.

"Ima throw my bitch up on dat greyhound so's she can pick up dat bird dem puerto-ricans owe me."

by splenda December 1, 2004

Greyhound

1. a breed of dog, often raced for sport
2. a highball cocktail made of vodka and grapefruit juice

1. My cousin breeds greyhounds.
2. I usually drink whisky, but I'll have a greyhound now and then.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

Gradehound

A term for someone lazy who claims they work but relies on excuses to get by. Often a name for those retaking exams.

Theo: "My teacher changed my timetable why should I bother?"

Reuben: "Quiet you gradehound! Pull your finger from your arse and get back to work."

by ReubenCambs December 10, 2007

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Greyhound

Tucking your junk between your legs(the full package) and bending over as if mooning someone so that when seen from the back it resembles the dog. Also known as a fruit bowl

I'll give you twenty quid if you greyhound in front of that guy

by TheBigShow September 24, 2009

Emily's greyhound

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

by Danholio October 6, 2006

Greyhound

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.

Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003