Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb August 04, 2008
Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
by HanDogg24 June 05, 2012
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
by teratoma April 21, 2010
When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 06, 2009
A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.
by b. August 20, 2004
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
by mindlessmeatrobot October 15, 2019
Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
by Orochi January 23, 2007