gassed

To think too much about yourself; when someone thinks there better than they actually are.

Person 1: YOOO!! I just drained a shot from half court!!!
Person 2: Wow, your gassed.

by pharcyd3 January 10, 2006

gassed up yute

someone who’s a young adult nd thinks they’re big still

ollie ur a gassed up yute still

by yhyhg February 14, 2018

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."

"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

glassed out

When someone has had too much to drink, aka they are drunk.

Comes from the thought that someone has had too many glasses of some alcoholic drink.

Carl: Man did you see Vicky last night at the bar?

Dan: Nah man, how was she?

Carl: She had about 3 Mojitos and 2 Calimochos, she was glassed out.

by CMJAX July 19, 2010

piss-gassed

piss-gassed - the affect one experiences when he reaches the urinal too soon after the prior pisser and inhales noxious fumes. Affect is increased when prior pisser is taking supplements or meds.

Jethro: Dude, I nearly passed out today at work.
Ned: What happened?
Jethro: I stepped up to the urinal and got piss-gassed...I guess I didn't let the air clear.
Ned: That's sick, you gonna make it?

by Keriss December 12, 2008

h-Glassed

When you are almost done with a project on the computer and the *&*&*&& hourglass icon shows up and never goes away.

Lauren: Did you finish the IPS Report?
Alexis: Yes. Its done, but when I went to print, I got h-glassed. I'll try again later

by n-tern January 13, 2008