Gorilla Pimp

A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.

Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.

by DetroitRed May 29, 2022

working out with gorillas

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.

When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Gorilla Clap

A gorilla clap is for those moments where regular clapping isn't enough; situations including (but not limited to):
- moments of outrage, disbelief, or inebriation
- joy or exuberance because of success

The act of gorilla clapping is when an individual uses their feet, instead of their hands, to clap: toes touching toes, heels touching heels. Best performed while sitting. Gorilla claps can be just as loud as normal claps--BE CAREFUL not to gorilla clap too hard because your soles may be weak. Light gorilla clapping, at first, is a good way to get yourself prepared for fierce gorilla clapping stamina.

(Should one also clap with their hands, while they are gorilla clapping, than the act remains a gorilla clap.)

EXAMPLE 1
Friend 1: Dude you totally cock blocked us last night at Club Venue.
Friend 2: Impossible, I remember the evening entirely.
Friend 1: You started gorilla clapping in the club and all the girls thought you were crazy and drunk.
Friend 2: Whoops, I should not gorilla clap in public.

EXAMPLE2
*A grueling Mario Kart race ends with a decisive finish, the winner proceeds to gorilla clap and mocks the losers*

by dun dun dun dun--Code Red March 6, 2011

GOVID-21

GOVID-21 is a typing disorder originally found in Discord by a user named Sheik Golumur Rahman. 'GO' stands for Golumur, 'VI' for virus, 'D' for disease, and 21 stands for the year 2021. People who have this disease write almost every word in short form or purposefully misspell it, this makes it harder for other users to read it. Once a user gets used to this disease, they start implementing it to their own text message. If you see someone who has GOVID-21, please block them immediately and ask them to seek help as soon as possible.

Person 1: Hey, how have you been doing?

Person 2: I- I- I em gud. hou hav u bin doin...

Person 1: Please go learn how to speak properly, you have GOVID-21, *blocks person 2*

by RickGasly July 3, 2021

Gorillion

An undefined, comically large amount of something.

-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?

by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020

Gorilla Flashdance

A commonly held, go-to sexual fantasy not admitted to by many.

Once I conjure up my Gorilla Flashdance fantasy, I’m hitting ecstasy in a matter of seconds!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire
Meaning when a rapper goes extremely hard in the studio spitting their rap lyrics.
When a rap Artist puts their mind in a gorilla-mode Spitting straight fire.

Person: That new Rapper is

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire on his new song.

by MillYentei DYSlick January 24, 2021