gourded

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

by Smokie the high bear December 04, 2019

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 29, 2021

Gourding

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.

Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son

by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

Kim gourd

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

by Horracewallace February 04, 2023