An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.
by S. T. S. November 4, 2008
Get the Gouchemug. by avatarxl July 23, 2011
Get the Gouchemug. (adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.
Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009
Get the Gouchedmug. Dont be such a gouch dude
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016
Get the Gouchmug. -verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."
"Eech..."
"Eech..."
by Josko April 30, 2008
Get the Gouchmug. 
Get the gouchemug. 