GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021

Gort

1. To overly gloat over one's other relationship, item, etc.

2. To overly love or express emotions to one person, item, or group.

I don't know why but I think I'm gonna Gort over Timotainment's channel.

by TheSurrealTree October 21, 2020

puff a gort

to smoke a cigarette

"wanna puff a gort?"

by Foothills November 19, 2012

Gort

A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)

Oh no its GORT!!!

by Dicknballslord90006969420elon^ May 31, 2022

In gort

The trans equivalent to 'being in heat'.

Super horny, ravenous etc

She was in gort for like a half hour

by Bellackened January 1, 2023

gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

Gort

Whats this? @suhg

Why tf you looking up my name?!?!?! gort

by Mcpatches May 31, 2022