gnostic

Literally, "one who knows." Every religion has its gnostics, but Gnostic with a capital G almost always refers to Christian Gnostics. Beliefs vary widely, but essentially they value personal revelation and mysticism over dogma. Gnostics believe absolute religious truth can be known but it is only revealed towards enlightened humans, and the Gnostics purported to teach secrets that orthodox Christianity did not know. Hence, most Gnostic gospels are titled "The Secret Book of insert name."

The more extreme Gnostic theologians theorized that the Earth was created by an imperfect creator, called the Demiruge, who had "spun off" from a higher Father but does not realize it. Jesus was sent by the Father to show humanity the truth. The Cainites went one step further; they believed the Demiurge was evil, and they worshiped as saints all who stood against him in the Bible - Cain, Judas, etc.

The gnostics were mostly eliminated by Irenaeus and the orthodox movement, but they have seen a resurgence in the 20th century, as more gnostic gospels are discovered and translated.

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

gnostophobia

fear of knowledge, or fear of knowing something. lack of curiosity or ability to learn anything.

their son's self-diagnosed gnostophobia was cited as the reason he frequented bars instead of the library.

by bestclioever September 12, 2009

goastcheeks

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

by realpowerminy May 26, 2016

Gogster

A very rare Gogy. But what is a Gogy, you may ask?

A Gogy is very British, slighty pog, slightly dogwater, colourblind, dre simp- often found in the infamous 'Dream SMP'. Gogy is very good at battle box, but terrible at build mart.

(Although in the case of gogster it should be called Dream SIMP)

Quackity: "GOGSTER IS CRACKED AT THE CRAFT, YOUR HONOR!"

by Shellypog May 31, 2021

Gonatokamorkin

Gone - ah - tock - ah - more - kin.

A purposefully bad chat-up line/response to a chat-up line. Usually designed to make a person think that you are completely off your trolley (and probably make them go away).

Boy: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Girl: Do you want to slap my newspapers? *bats eyelashes* (this is the gonatokamorkin.)
Boy: *thinking this is a euphemism* Yeah, okay. *pervy face*
Girl: *smiles brightly and gets two newspapers out of her bag* Here you go!
Boy: *confusion*

Girl 1: Do you want to smell my loofah?
Girl 2: Gonatokamorkin much?

Also:
What's the charge on your ion?

by EvilBeans December 19, 2008

Ganstabating

The self pleasure of a thug. Also known as a person that is consistently late.

Dirty D's still not here he must be Ganstabating again.

by Ej22t_hybrid February 18, 2010