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A purposefully bad chat-up line/response to a chat-up line. Usually designed to make a person think that you are completely off your trolley (and probably make them go away).
A purposefully bad chat-up line/response to a chat-up line. Usually designed to make a person think that you are completely off your trolley (and probably make them go away).
Boy: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Girl: Do you want to slap my newspapers? *bats eyelashes* (this is the gonatokamorkin.)
Boy: *thinking this is a euphemism* Yeah, okay. *pervy face*
Girl: *smiles brightly and gets two newspapers out of her bag* Here you go!
Boy: *confusion*
Girl 1: Do you want to smell my loofah?
Girl 2: Gonatokamorkin much?
Also:
What's the charge on your ion?
Girl: Do you want to slap my newspapers? *bats eyelashes* (this is the gonatokamorkin.)
Boy: *thinking this is a euphemism* Yeah, okay. *pervy face*
Girl: *smiles brightly and gets two newspapers out of her bag* Here you go!
Boy: *confusion*
Girl 1: Do you want to smell my loofah?
Girl 2: Gonatokamorkin much?
Also:
What's the charge on your ion?
by EvilBeans December 19, 2008
Get the Gonatokamorkin mug.Gonçalo is a guy with a lot of energy, who loves concerts, music and going out with his friends.
Gonçalo loves cats as well. He is cute and super handsome. He's the best part of your favorite movie.
Gonçalo loves cats as well. He is cute and super handsome. He's the best part of your favorite movie.
by Bellatrixoxo February 3, 2020
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The testicles or ovaries -- in either case, the pair of organs which:
a. Produce hormones which, prior to birth, cause the development of gender-specific traits, and at puberty, cause the development of secondary sex traits. Testosterone for males, Estrogen and progesterone for females.
b. Produce gametes (sex cells) -- sperm in the case of males, eggs in the case of females.
c. Make young boys giggle.
a. Produce hormones which, prior to birth, cause the development of gender-specific traits, and at puberty, cause the development of secondary sex traits. Testosterone for males, Estrogen and progesterone for females.
b. Produce gametes (sex cells) -- sperm in the case of males, eggs in the case of females.
c. Make young boys giggle.
by Our lord and/or savior Jesus Christ May 29, 2004
Get the gonads mug.(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.
Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.
by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010
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Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008
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by william williamsoniski May 27, 2010
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He's a guy with a lot of girls but when he gets with someone he likes he's loyal and doesn't cheat.
He helps everyone and hears everyone's problems even though he has his own and always puts others in front of his needs.
He shows to be soft but he's tough.
He's a guy with a lot of girls but when he gets with someone he likes he's loyal and doesn't cheat.
He helps everyone and hears everyone's problems even though he has his own and always puts others in front of his needs.
He shows to be soft but he's tough.
Mellisa:Oh you're dating Gonçalo?
Stephanie:Yes he's super sweet and he has no-one else.
Mellisa:Are you sure? I saw him with a bunch of girls a while back.
Stephanie:Yeah but he's just a Gonçalo.
Stephanie:Yes he's super sweet and he has no-one else.
Mellisa:Are you sure? I saw him with a bunch of girls a while back.
Stephanie:Yeah but he's just a Gonçalo.
by EdgeLord420-69 January 1, 2020
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